Low & Slow American Style BBQ

 Yeah brother, and sister, aaaand other, let me tell you bout the birds and the bees and the fruit that's on the trees and places that you go, when cook meat real slow, now the sizzle that is on the steak, after a bake, when it's juicy and ripe and tastes so right , it's time to stuff your fa a a aaaaaaace, it probably doesn't sound right without the accompanying music that goes with the expertly crafted cadences, I haven't written the most annoying adds under my working pseudonym for nothing, but that's another story eve yogurt, a new food place that is mobile and knows how to fucking grill meat, not just grilled meat, when meat looks like this, skull fuckingly great meat, it deserves an adjective of such bite, plus, there's  god damed sauces, not just sauces, god damned dribble down your chin sauces, and every other type of real god damn food, perhaps this will finally kill off the god awfull fucking ?......... revival that some tragic hipsters are still holding on to, yep, eats some fucking food, not just food, fucking food, nothing against vegetarians, it's just that you can spot one on a windy day, swaying around in the wind, oh, I shouldn't said that, we have vegetarian friends, what I mean is just eat good food, food for the soul, there's at least 320 kg of people in our band, so we all like to eat, and if this mobile purveyor of fine culinary ambitions ever comes any where near a venue that I'm at, I'm digging the fuck in, I mean I will travel to pt Wakefield for mashed potatoes, yeah you and everyone else thinks that's nuts, but if you had been to this roadhouse, you would understand, reminds me of down south in the heartland, food glorious food, hot crossings and mustard, when I'm in the mood, theres nothing I'd give for, food, again , the sound track to this verse would help, Oliver.

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  • Spiros yiros
    Spiros yiros
    Better than makes.?

    Better than makes.?

  • Strikers
    Strikers
    Now you know that we couldn't possibly answer that, lets just say, they're both good

    Now you know that we couldn't possibly answer that, lets just say, they're both good

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