When Nerds Collide-The Scariest Thing is

 After a considered and deliberated debate within the confines of one hundred and forty characters we, as in the aforementioned comedy team and our other tweeting buddies whom weighed in on this crucial issue, have decided that possible the most white knuckled and frightening thing on this little blue ball is, wait for it, turn away if you faint easily, due to the graphic nature of the statement viewer discretion is strongly advised, a basement full of scary clowns with long stabby things, doing paint by numbers self portraits in the dark, nude, turning around with a vicous grin that stays on the face and turns into an insane leer, meeting your astounded petrified visage as the light spreads throughout the basement, a close resemblance to John Wayne Gacy, that pathetic little man to whom we are certainly not glorifying, just so we don't get abuse, we have taken that stretch for the purposes of comedy only, that being said, can you dig it? Dig what? The hole in the basement, oh stop it, you said we wouldn't go there, no in all earnest Guevara ness, that is bloody frightening, what is it about clowns that are so skull fuckingly off chop, is it because as history tells us, a lot of twisted uncles seem to want to inhabit Santa, clown, super hero costumes? That they smell of cheap plonk and pall mall when you are forced to sit on their knees and pray to The Lord of capitalism with vague moral guidelines of reciprocity, you be good and good will come, that translates right through the big four religions, and are they just a dog on a cereal box, not too sure, we do hope that the references inserted within are not too arcane, a convoluted path, us never, peace brothers and sisters

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  • Krusty Clown
    Krusty Clown
    soooo, basements with clowns, darkened dimly lit basements with clowns, you do call them basements in oztrailer yeah? bcoz you call carports sheds!? unless its moe sizlack, then its a car hole, your neck of the woods, from Austin

    soooo, basements with clowns, darkened dimly lit basements with clowns, you do call them basements in oztrailer yeah? bcoz you call carports sheds!? unless its moe sizlack, then its a car hole, your neck of the woods, from Austin

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